i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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