It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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