if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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