well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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