But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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