I just saw a hot homeless man
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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