if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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