Sponge bath it is.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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