it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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