I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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