is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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