is your mom at the bar?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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