the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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