Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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