69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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