i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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