That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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