Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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