whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
