Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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