I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm having to shit out rocks
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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