Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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