it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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