I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
