i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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