This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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