Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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