Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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