it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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