And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Randomize
