This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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