Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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