glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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