now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Randomize
