Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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