Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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