"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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