My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
