lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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