I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
handjob tips. give me some.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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