Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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