i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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