sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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