Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
