My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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