never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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