pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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