i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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