that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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