Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
