they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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