She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
pop tarts are not kleenex
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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